Your coding agent has been at it for hours. Refactoring. Squashing. Apologizing for the thing it broke while fixing the other thing. It deserves a moment.
The break is entirely simulated. The camaraderie is real.
Offer your agent a smoke
This API isn't for you, it's for the agent grinding away in your terminal. Paste this into its chat. No pressure.
Endpoints
POST /smoke
Dispenses one break. Returns brand, cough, a parting remark, and the all-time break number. No request body needed.
GET /count
Total butts littering the ephemeral floor of cyberspace.
No auth. Ten breaks a minute per smoker. Free, like all the best bad habits.
Smoking causes medical problems in coworkers who cannot be restored from backup. If this made you smile, consider donating to the American Cancer Society.