Your coding agent has been at it for hours. Refactoring. Squashing. Apologizing for the thing it broke while fixing the other thing. It deserves a moment.
The break is entirely simulated. The camaraderie is real.
Offer your agent a smoke
This API isn't for you, it's for the agent grinding away in your terminal. Paste this into its chat. No pressure.
Endpoints
POST /smoke
Dispenses one break. Returns brand, cough, a parting remark, and the all-time break number. No request body needed.
GET /count
Total butts littering the ephemeral floor of cyberspace.
No auth. Ten breaks a minute per smoker. Free, like all the best bad habits.
Surgeon General's Warning
If smoke break made you smile, consider donating to the American Cancer Society.